“Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m sick of hearing about Valentine’s Day… are you?”
I may be single, and yes I may be accused of being a raging, bra-burning femininst moaning about the fact that I am single, but I just really do not like February 14.
If you are in a relationship, I hope you have the most cringe-worthy night of your lives, expensive food, kinky underwear and cheap flowers included.
But for us singletons, embrace this Friday night. All the snakey boys who slither around town centres will be locked up with their girlfriends, and you and your single friends have unlimited ideas of how to spend your single Valentine’s night.
Fashion North presents the most stylish places to NOT celebrate Valentine’s Day:
1) Empire Cinema, Sunderland
Although you may think the cinema is your idea of hell on V-Day, back row necking, no thanks! You HAVE to go and see Endless Love out on February 14. Grab your friends and a bucket load of maltesers and swoon over the talent on offer. If it all gets too much, throw said maltesers at the couples *at your own risk.*
Check out Empire Cinema’s website here for all the listings.
2) A Piñata Party At Home
Have a piñata party a la the film Valentine’s Day. A group of girls in the same predicament as us… hating on V-Day, decide to buy a piñata and go all Jennifer Garner on it after a lot of wine (see image above). Relieve some stress and declare your hate for V Day, and as your prize it rains chocolate and sweets, perfect! Buy this little unicorn from ASDA for £7.
3) Perdu’s Cocktail Making Masterclass, Newcastle
To forget all relationship woes, grab six of your friends and get yourselves to Perdu for an exclusive cocktail making masterclass.
Cocktails, friends and a good ol’ laugh, what could be better?
Oh Wait, for you our lovely FN readers we are giving you a 10% discount on this amazing event. Go check out the offer on our partners NEOffers website. You also get a private area for your party, for when things get abit erm, rowdy! Bag this for only £26.99pp.
Get 10% discount with Fashion North here!
4) Extreme Bowling At AMF, Washington
Have a go at some extreme bowling at the AMF bowling centre in Washington. Get dressed up in the back to school theme, and book a lane with a group of your friends. The event is on 6pm-1am and get two games of bowling and a drink from the bar just for £10! More details here.
5) London Fashion Week
What better way to spend V-Day than in the capital for fashion week. Swooning over designers, lusting over the street style dotted around Somerset House and treating yourself to exclusive VIP parties.
Okay, we might not all be lucky enough to go but FN have it covered for you. Stick with us for catwalk reports, live updates and behind the scenes information. After all…
… after FOOD, obviously!
So enjoy your single Valentine’s day and don’t forget to tell us what you got upto with your friends by tweeting us @fashion_north.