Sick of hearing about your loved-up mates Valentine’s Day plans? Spending the day-that-shall-not-be-named alone? Well, we have a treat for you. We’ve compiled our list of the most unromantic TV shows and films out there, and we guarantee, there isn’t a happy-ending in sight.
True Detective
Murder, mystery and Matthew McConaughey. What more can you ask for?
Twin Peaks
Who killed Laura Palmer? Watch this wacky mystery on Amazon Prime before the highly anticipated new series debuts next year.
Gone Girl
Feeling like a woman scorned this Valentine’s? Then you’ll love this thriller starring Rosamund Pike and Ben Affleck.
Annabelle
Things soon turn sour for a happy couple when they’re terrorised by a possessed doll.
Girls
If you’re looking for something more light-hearted, then Lena Dunham’s TV hit is the one for you.
And to top it off, why not try some of these to make your night even better:
ASOS don’t text your ex pyjama Tee and stripe bottoms £24
Just in case you need reminding…
Adult Snuggle Wrap Blanket with Sleeves from £6.99 available from Amazon.co.uk
They’re comfy, cosy, and look totally ridiculous. But who cares?
Nutella 400g £1.50
The holy grail of chocolate spread is an essential for any night in.
Ben and Jerry’s Ice cream tubs 500ml £4.25
Do we even need to give a reason why you should get this?
Dorito’s 200g £2
Yeah it’s a share bag, but we won’t tell if you don’t.
Butterkist Microwave Popcorn £1.98
As good as the cinema stuff and ready in less than two minutes.
